Horrorscopes

What happens when you train GPT-2 on a load of horoscopes and The Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft? Horrorscopes of course! Enjoy a tantilising glimpse into your future madness!

Aquarius

(January 20th to February 18th)

Aquarius

A happy Mercury-Sun trine helps you get a bit of people in your world. You need to be the messenger, and you may need to change that you should be able to showcased, as Jupiter is just about to retrograde on Taurus on Thursday. Use your thoughts and your life.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

Pisces

What you want to come to them with a friend, but today is famous for a deeper situation, thanks both your ability and strategizing, an excellent Mercury-term Saturn is making you feel more important.

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

Aries

Your life could be a very quickly force of what you say. The Moon is a sexy, a position. The Sun is in your sign, joining your romantic partner with the projects of comfort and intimacy and mature. The next four weeks are large asking for your own skills, so don’t be surprising if you want to think about a relationship.

Cthulhu

(April 2nd, February 27th and December 2nd)

Cthulhu

You’re not going to have to bolt your life on the boss. The next four weeks are a great time to get on your way.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 20th)

Taurus

Ossert Boston matters may be gone retrograde in your house of thinking, trying to consider your power socializing and body, so if you’re ready for making things in the world. If you’re all about yourself? Then you meet the side of love and other ambitious Mars is in your house of intuition. This is one of the most emotional parts of the most auspicious parts of your chart.

Gemini

(May 21st to June 20th)

Gemini

Well was running a little strong artistic solar eclipse in Gemini, which is frenemies that will potent–and that’s the humours that push your opinions! The Sun is in your house of networking, and it’s your deepest thoughts. Or maybe you’re going after to entervative associate with someone else’s Day. But if you’re in your life, so get ready to come at a serious power of pursue and sexy sex, so get the boss or even more different things, as touchy today, make sure that you may be cutting your path with a big plan of power, this is an end of these days. Details will be far as a super trine with people you. Changotianeous Uranus is active in the most emotional part of your pales and feelers could be a part of a momentum today, and you might say like single system both in the months as the full moon on Friday it’s a smart time to get things done. Family people could create. The next few weeks are high, as being asking you to treat yourself if someone picture. If anyone in your life is going to be trying to play closer to the rigid-parth's fancies, but that manhow. he masonry called, and when he had led found along the other thing. How about the lawych, were plaguated, indeed, and to learn how much. Welcome from the mountains he turned on he felt a shoff, till the night where diam of my mainercifics and had found the affordications that I had driven to be made notice. Found the paws and a sound of the mountain had to be caverns, and with the large corridor had ever returned, or from its last window, and once to his captains watches and nameless eil-quishedly to the trips. White, her pronouding was much large, and had had found the present window and uttle. Then they turned upon this side, and was interven in which an island was born indicating a far-priday. Over the next six months the warned as you should be pushing, and I saw the doors to waking up from the cosmos, you may prove to be able to get you the financial stuff and trust to get in your way.

Eris

(May 25th)

Eris

You’re in a terrific spot to speak your career, but a good time to cross out a new crazy bank, your career and your intuition is going to be a super spot on some kind of nonsense and subconscious minds.

Cancer

(June 21st to July 22nd)

Gemini

Your heart is stuck today. The Moon is in your partnership sector, such as well as nurturing your passion. This could be full of a more reason with your ambitious skills or listen to a pure you’re crushing for things you may be operating with a conversation. The questions that will put you back last will stick to the potential brain.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Leo

Your looking at the office is crazy and frazy ideas? Now that Mars is in the most friends in your early freaky twelfth house, you’ll be able to keep them done. So this: a tough position is actually angle for a steamy, so keep things done. Stay on your side.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Virgo

Time! Domcrets have been easy, even the most important fifthy planetary aspects in your sign. With Mars in one of the future parts of your chart you may have a lot more brief. Perhaps they’ll be in the details, then this weekend. Fortunately, superb Mercury and Neptune could bring things in new and contacts. Someone may feel like being storgeous, but so you’ll have to get your mind. Today the Moon is in an excellent aspect all, as the Sun and Pluto meet up is all about which can take benefit. Next week you’ll be able to let somehow out of a boss, but you’ll be on target.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 21st)

Scorpio

OK, Taurus! This is one of the most intensitive planets in your sign for your brainstorming sixth house, so get ready to go. Or a lover, money, you’re going to be at it. This is a good time to start consider solutions with people who want to get things done, so get things done or you’re going to be a part of your life.

Sagittarius

(November 22rd to December 21st)

Sagittarius

This is especially true with a part of your life and it’s a good time to get things done–and you are. You’re the person of life, too, considerable Mercury is perfect for helping you get things done. This is especially true by the way, but you can pull your green out the next few days while you’ll be waiting to get together.

Capricorn

(December 22rd to January 19th)

Capricorn

Someone is in your family and business relationship. The Moon enters your house of contentment and the 17th, and you’ll be feeling certain though you can touchy. This opportunity will be excellent on a new ways change, the planets and tonight. The same hold on Evelaquential Uranus could come your way. But doing this weekend and it’s all about the world of other people, so get your feelings out there.